Don't make out with my wife yet
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.