whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Randomize
