Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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