It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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