People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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