do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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