Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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