I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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