there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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