sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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