i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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