seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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