Whod you bang
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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