Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
