She said her name was "party"
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
that's an acceptable place to lick
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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