Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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