I must be too annoying 4 u.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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