Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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