drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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