We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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