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(317): View more from Indiana

hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'

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(802): View more from Vermont

PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.

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(607): View more from New York

please dont tell anyone i was drunk

(1-607): View more from New York

you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know

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(469): View more from Texas

The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz

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(305): View more from Florida

he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.

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(360): View more from Washington

Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.

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(214): View more from Texas

How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?

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