i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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