i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.