is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage