real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The uberlube is also flammable
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.