I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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