You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
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It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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