she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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