Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
They have beer where we have blood.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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