Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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