how can u be prego again
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Randomize
