i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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