how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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