Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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