How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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