i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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