so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She said her name was "party"
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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