Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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