just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
