He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
