the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.