pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.