Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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