he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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