it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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