i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
i out mim tonsoeep
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