I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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