Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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