Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
you would pick up someone in the library
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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