Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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