I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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