I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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