We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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