Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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