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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?

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  ... about that ...

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds

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• (716): View more from New York

  sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner

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• (325): View more from Texas

  suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea

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• (585): View more from New York

  remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.

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• (+33): View more from France

  So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural

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  YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT

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  ..........

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress

  (416): View more from Toronto

  Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."

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