Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(714): View more from California

she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.

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Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.

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(734): View more from Michigan

i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house

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(909): View more from California

My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.

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(410): View more from Maryland

still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..

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(573): View more from Missouri

My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.

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