Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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