We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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