Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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