Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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